What like a Kentucky Klondike?
Are we talking about actually building something or just using items from around the house?
What?!
"Laino finds many men enjoy masturbating with meat. To try it, “cut a hole in a raw, thick cut of meat,” she says. “Warm it up a little in the microwave and add a little bit of lube or coconut oil.” Then, present it to the guy in the bedroom, not the kitchen. He won’t be disappointed." -from Women's health magazine. Does it need to be grass-fed and organic?
These household products are totally safe to use as sex toys, according to experts.