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$254? That's a crazy price. Is it made from dragon teeth and unicorn tears? 🙂

I'd heard that Cleopatra used to have a dried gourd filled with bees as a vibrator. That's certainly one way to get a bedroom buzz. 🙂

Continued... So, either of the two glass toys (or even one of the other dozen she has 🙂), and one of the others makes a perfect Mrs Chimp two-toy set-up. 👍🙂 Edit: I've tried to be a bit swish, but I'm doing it on my phone, so the formatting may not translate to a desktop. 🙂 I'm...

Mrs Chimp's favourite combo is a glass dildo and a good clit toy. Which is a little vague. 🙂 Her two favourite glass dildos are the Lovehoney Beaded glass dildo, and the Icicles No5. And her favourite clit toys are her Lelo Sona Cruise (or Womanizer Premium), her Zumio E (or Zumio X)...

🇬🇧 UK And the new Lovehoney x ROMP is now available at superdrug.com 👍

It's tough getting solid info on these new toys when they do things like that. I find it undermines my desire to buy, rather than increase it. 🙂 I thought it was odd when the second top tip was 'keep it in the shower' - but now I realise that they were shoehorning in that it's waterproof. 🙂...

🇬🇧 UK In the UK you can buy some Lovehoney toys in Boots: https://www.boots.com/sitesearch?searchTerm=lovehoney They're more beginner ones (and lube) than anything too swish, but it's nice to see them being stocked in the mainstream stores. 👍

4 out of the 5 are suction toys. 🙂

Having tried a few brands of suction toy I can't say we've found any of them to feel much like sticking a vacuum cleaner to a clitoris. 🙂 I wonder which ones she's thinking of?

We've not used one ourselves, but I've heard good things about them. 👍 Quality-wise, I think they're on par with the Satisfyers, but the feeling is much more like the Womanizers.

Nothing dull about lube. It's an absolute toybox essential. 🙂 I discovered this 'Masturbation Cream' and it's the most magical thing I've ever used on my penis. 🙂 It doesn't seem to be stocked in the US store though. It comes out the tube looking a bit like toothpaste, but it soon slicks up...

I quite fancy a 'Build-a-Vibe' store, like the Build-a-Bear ones. 🙂

Riffing off the Rabbits one, I thought we could have a similar thread for Wands. 🙂 Mrs Chimp goes against the grain a little and prefers the medium rechargeable wands over the big mains-powered beasties. She just finds the big ones too industrial for her (too heavy, too hot, too loud) and they...

I know a lot of the broad basics. 🙂 But hopefully just enough to help people flesh it out with a bit of googling. 🙂

Mrs Chimp's favourites are the Lovehoney Beaded glass dildo, and the Icicles No. 5. She really likes the feeling of the bumps/ridges on both, though the Beaded one is her go-to. 🙂 (We pretty much buy all our stuff from Lovehoney, so I apologise for the saminess of all my links. 🙂 I'm sure other...